Welcome to “Times Scare.” While the Crossroads of the World has seen higher days, New York Post’s Survival Guide to NYC has your again.
Here’s a roundup of insider ideas and restaurant recs to get you thru Times Square — roughly the West 40s alongside Broadway — whether or not you’re a vacationer or an area feeling such as you’ve shot your self within the foot by going there in any respect.
First step to surviving midtown Manhattan is sidewalk etiquette. In the Big Apple, it’s greatest to stroll such as you drive: Pass on the left, experience on the fitting. Don’t be afraid to tailgate the gradual walkers. And be sure you “pull over” when you’re going to cease and have a look at your cellphone.
If you end up smack dab in the course of Bubba Gump Shrimp territory, no matter you do, keep away from the costumed creeps. If you see “Elmo,” simply know that this character is much from Sesame Street. As for the Times Square superheroes, they aren’t your pleasant neighborhood Spider-man. In 2016, a person dressed because the web-slinger bodily attacked a household after they stiffed him on a tip.
Dodge anybody dancing, shouting, singing, making eye-contact, or asking, “Do you like comedy?” These road hawkers are literally aspiring stand-up comics hoping to rope you into their present. Stick with the legit venues equivalent to Gotham Comedy Club the place you may see Jerry Seinfield.
Hate folks? Then you may wish to keep away from essentially the most crowded a part of Times Square, dubbed “The Bow Tie.” It spans between Broadway and Seventh Ave from forty first to forty seventh Street.
There are just a few secret passages and shortcuts pedestrians can use to keep away from the crowds: The Shubert Alley on forty fifth Street, The Minskoff Theater underpass on forty sixth Street, The Marriott Marquis underpass on forty seventh Street, or The Gershwin Theater underpass between fiftieth to 51st Street.
While Times Square is infamous for chain eating places equivalent to The Olive Garden, there are just a few eateries the place actual New Yorkers nonetheless frequent.
For one thing divey, strive Jimmy’s Corner on W. forty fourth Street. While you’re there, pour one out for boxing legend and proprietor, Jimmy Glenn, who died of coronavirus last year at 89. The partitions of this storied bar are coated with images of fighters he’d met over time. The final scene from “Raging Bull,” starring Robert De Niro, was additionally filmed right here.
For a style of outdated New York, The Lambs Club on forty fourth Street dates again to 1905. It began as the house to the Lambs, America’s first skilled theatrical membership.
Ditch the Times Square Taco Bell, which serves booze and is now digital-only. Instead head over to Los Tacos No. 1 on forty third Street for an opportunity to strive birria, this 12 months’s largest conventional Mexican meals development.
As you stroll round this typically maligned neighborhood, you may get a whiff of these honey-roasted nuts wafting on each nook. While they odor like candy fragrance, be warned that they style like chewing wooden chips.
If you need road meals, go together with a basic dirty-water scorching canine, which can take years off your life and tastes prefer it’s been boiled within the tears of anybody who’s spent too lengthy in Time Square. In different phrases, scrumptious.