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Happy Monday, We are again in New York City. Just returned from an incredible week in Nashville. It was improbable. 

But you understand, it is like while you go to the seashore and you come back and there is sand in all places. It’s like that with Nashville – besides its grits. Tough to get it out of these hard-to-reach locations. But that is what the hamsters are for. But did now we have some nice occasions? 

So what did we miss whereas we had been gone?

Well, a number of obnoxious leftwing activists tailed Senator Kyrsten Sinema from a classroom at Arizona State, to the restroom and harassed her exterior a stall. Now, I’ll admit I’ve carried out this myself whereas drunk, but it surely had nothing to do with politics. And the whole lot to do with a lacking bag of weed, that Julie Banderas nonetheless owes me.


But as a substitute of giving the senator some privateness, they only continued their enterprise, whereas she did hers.

**Clip of individuals following Sinema into restroom**

Now that’ll win converts to your facet. ASU’s at all times been a celebration faculty. Now it’s a potty faculty, too.

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But I’m impressed by the senator. If somebody ever recorded me within the rest room stall, the audio would sound like a Miles Davis solo.

So why had been these activists so outraged? Well, they declare it is as a result of she wasn’t supporting Joe’s Build Back Better agenda.  We know that’s BS. But they chased her into the stall, assuming she’s a lady and will not battle again.

But Kyrsten, when you’re listening – we’ll take you over Mitt Romney any day. You know learn how to make the powerful decisions, and also you look higher in thigh-high boots. 

Here’s what the president needed to say:

Peter Doocy: Mr. President, Mr. President, you are speaking about how you could have 40 democratic votes proper now. The different two have been pressured over the weekend by activists. Joe Manchin had individuals on kayaks present as much as his boat to yell at him. Senator Sinema final night time was chased right into a restroom. Do you assume that these techniques are crossing a line?

Joe Biden: I do not assume they’re applicable techniques, but it surely occurs to everyone from the one individuals. It does not occur to individuals who have secret service standing round. So it is a part of the method. 


What did he simply say? Sometimes I feel he’s simply taking part in scrabble with us in his head.

But this type of invasive harassment is the kind of discourse the left champions. From harassing diners to looting companies, it’s all a part of the identical technique. And it is no coincidence they do their finest work in the bathroom.

They do not give a crap even when you’re giving… A crap. Even worse — they refused to spare a sq..

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I don’t know – if somebody adopted me into the toilet holding a digital camera cellphone – I feel it would not finish properly.

**Clip of ‘Bringing Down the House’ the place a lady offers one other girl a swirly**

First, who follows you into a toilet filming you? Why cannot they do it the best method, and conceal the digital camera? It’s utterly inappropriate, and why I at all times deliver my sketching pad. 

But most individuals would clobber that creep. Especially when you had been with a child. Now I’d assume the media would care about this invasion of privateness – besides, they at all times facet with the protesters. That’s why their scores are heading into the bathroom, too. 

I’m wondering the place this might lead.

**Skit going down in a males’s restroom the place man is confronted by a reporter in stall**

We noticed this coming. Remember – everyone seems to be politically deputized by the Democrats, to get in your face. Science does not even matter (or on this case, biology). 


Last week we advised you the way the CDC has gotten rid of the time period “woman,” when discussing being pregnant. That’s each sexist and misogynist – and boy, have the broads been complaining!

The Washington Post joined in – saying that reporters will now be anticipated to put in writing “pregnant individuals” as a result of not all pregnant “people” are ladies. The full phrase: pregnant ladies and different pregnant people. Meaning I suppose males.

Once once more -a reminder to all you narrow-minded varieties: sure, males can get pregnant. I discuss with the boys who’ve ovaries, and wombs and may fertilize an egg and produce a child to time period. Oh wait – males haven’t got that stuff. And good luck making an attempt. 

If you set a Mercedes engine in a Toyota, it’s nonetheless a Toyota. But point out the science — you threat marginalizing somebody. Who? Good query.

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I hate to inform you, but it surely’s not males. It’s ladies you are smearing. Men now seem on Playboy. It’s occurred earlier than, however that is completely different.

Yeah verify this out. A half-naked dude on the quilt. Hugh Heffner and three lifeless chicks should be handing over his grave. I hope he will get a whole lot of publicity over this. But watch out younger man, you do not wish to get pregnant.

He’s a social media influencer apparently. He’s influenced me to order my very own pair of these platform sneakers – as a substitute of borrowing Dana Perino’s. 

But I get it. Playboy is a lifeless model, and the one method to breathe it again to life goes woke, hoping you get consideration from the Twitter mobs. And as a result of it’s a gradual information day we ate it proper up. It was between that story and the one the place Biden places his sneakers within the microwave by mistake.

Fact is all of these items have one factor in frequent: vapid stupidity. The activists who chase individuals into bogs are silly and vapid. The individuals who demand you say pregnant people are silly and vapid. And anybody who took over Playboy journal –silly, silly, silly, and vapid.

They’ve determined to reside in a nonsense world and drag the remainder of us into it. All of this stupidity makes me miss Nashville. For it has a dome of impenetrable frequent sense that protects it from such idiocy. And we have to increase that dome or transfer below it.

True I’ve grits in my pants and gravy in my naval, but it surely was price it. Now I’m again, and it is good to see nothing’s modified. And as a person who wants to make use of a toilet, I couldn’t be happier. I really feel my water breaking, or possibly I simply have to pee.

This article is tailored from Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue on the October 4, 2021 version of “Gutfeld!”