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So that is loopy. Monday, Attorney General Merrick Garland introduced the FBI would examine a “disturbing spike in harassment, intimidation and threats of violence against school administrators, board members, teachers and staff.”

A disturbing spike? Are we speaking about reliable expenses or Trey Gowdy’s hair? In the memo they decry threats of violence. But is it precise terroristic actions, or dad and mom making an attempt to unravel a awful schooling?

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Which, in the long term, is extra of a nationwide menace – than China, Russia and Iran mixed. But the college board and the legislation need you to suppose that parental concern is now a home terror menace.

That’s proper, a mother yelling at college board members at a public assembly is identical as her donning an explosive vest and blowing up a faculty. Demanding high quality colleges is now like crashing a aircraft into the Pentagon. 

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They’ve taken essentially the most essential debate one might have: easy methods to train your youngsters, and re-cast it as the proper left-wing fantasy: Heroic educators battling a mob of pitchfork-wielding heathens all carrying mother denims and fanny packs. And these are simply the dads.

Garland printed the memo proper after the National School Board letter demanded assist from the White House as a result of our “public schools and its education leaders are under immediate threat.”

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First, are you able to think about asking Joe Biden for assistance on something aside from easy methods to use Metamucil? Did you not see the Kabul airport evacuation? Asking Joe for assistance is like asking Ted Bundy for a experience dwelling.

Now there could also be unsavory incidents — however with regards to getting between a dad and his child who you have labeled racist due to his race, that may occur. Teachers and oldsters will get in shouting matches. Which is not good. But it is comprehensible, given the insane academics’ unions, the brainwash they name schooling and the utter disregard for distinction of opinion.

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They don’t care if our colleges are lifeless final. They solely care about stopping you from having a selection of faculties, or a say within the matter. Which could possibly be why the NSBA instructed that these acts of malice, could possibly be the equal to home terrorism”.

Domestic terror is now more watered down than Kat’s court-ordered, urine sample. But the school board actually learned something – that if you claim something is domestic terror, it’s in the eye of the beholder. 

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And no one can tell you that you weren’t terrorized. So you can use it on anyone. Except, of course, rioters or looters. Just angry parents. And just you wait, that harmless co-worker of yours will be next.

*Skit of a man calling DHS on his coworker for wearing strong body spray*

All you have to do is weaponize the potential for a threat, and you can silence anything thru fear. Maybe I can accuse my wife of being an immediate threat when I’m trying to watch the game – and by game, I mean “The Masked Singer.”

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Think about it. Parents were upset with mask mandates being imposed on their kids, not to mention critical race theory. In a normal world that would be considered both physical and mental abuse. But this a Joe Biden world and it’s considered good instruction. So rather than engage, the other side smeared.

The left hates open debate almost as much as they love open borders. They hate legitimate protests as much as they love riots. And now they have the law to intimidate you into silence.

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I wonder what the angry White male has to say. 

Tom Shillue, Angry White Male: I was tired of being ignored by teachers and school administrators, that’s why I started homeschooling. Now I can be ignored in the privacy of my own home.

I hope that’s his kid, or someone should call the cops. I wonder what the angry Black male has to say.

Tyrus: What Gutfeld, can’t you see I’m working here? Fine ask your question. What? The teachers’ union is referring to parents as domestic terrorists because they have a difference of opinion? Yea that works. That’s a lot like me trying to interview – 

Woman: Hi there’s this man trying to ask me a lot of questions. I’m very concerned can you make sure my kids are ok? I’m really concerned that they are not in school right now. Please help me.

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So now the FBI will split their time between tracking down men in Viking hats, and irate parents who were rude to teachers. As for the legitimate daily threats we get from al Qaeda, we’ll get to them right after we raid the home of this mouthy soccer mom at dawn and arrest her in front of her kids because she had her own thoughts about how her kids should be educated.

So while they target parents, you can still follow a woman into a bathroom and film her – and the president will defend it. Not only will he defend it, he’ll probably ask what kind of shampoo she uses.

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You can brutalize anyone or steal anything in New York, and be back on the streets in hours. 

You could torch businesses and permanently ruin cities like Minneapolis, and never see jail time.

But the FBI needs to cuff a mom because she raised her voice to a transitioning social studies teacher with a rainbow tattoo on her neck. Yes: Antifa is just an idea, but mom and dad are deadly.

That’s the world we live in – where your speech is redefined as violence, and their violence is redefined as justice.

Well done Joe, you really are a unifier. We all think you’re nuts. 

This article is adapted from Greg Gutfeld’s opening monologue on the October 5, 2021 edition of “Gutfeld!”