Boston sucks — and these are all of the explanation why

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  • Incapable of constructing a very good pizza. 
  • Use the phrase “wicked” to explain every little thing aside from witches. 
  • The accent. 
  • The folks with the accent. 
  • Bill de Blasio roots for you. 
  • Drivers there get into accidents as soon as, on common, each 4.4 years. That’s in response to an insurance coverage examine that additionally discovered that Boston has the second-highest accident fee of all massive US cities. 
Matt Barnes #32 of the Boston Red Sox reacts after allowing the game tying run during the eighth inning of a game against the Baltimore Orioles on September 29, 2019 at Fenway Park in Boston, Massachusetts
Matt Barnes #32 of the Boston Red Sox reacts after permitting the sport tying run throughout the eighth inning of a recreation towards the Baltimore Orioles on September 29, 2019.
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  • Mark f–king Wahlberg 
  • John f–king Kerry 
  • Tom f–king Brady 
  • Pasquale “Patsy” Parisi from “The Sopranos,” speaking about Boston: “That place is Scranton, with clams.” 
  • Gotham. Big Apple. City That Never Sleeps. Them: Beantown. 
  • Having a “Happy Hour” in a bar or restaurant is unlawful. 
Former US Secretary of State John Kerry
John Kerry attends Global Table at Melbourne Showgrounds on September 3, 2019.
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  • People are too embarrassed to say, “I went to Harvard.” They say, “I went to school in Boston.” 
  • As if going to high school in Boston is one way or the other higher. 
  • After dropping to Islanders, coach of the Bruins was fined $25,000 for whining. 
  • Two seasons: Winter and highway building. 
  • Once spent $22 billion to dig a gap within the floor. 
  • Dunkin’ Donuts is taken into account fantastic dinin’. 
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady reacts after defeating the Jacksonville Jaguars
Then-New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady reacts after defeating the Jacksonville Jaguars, January 21, 2018.
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  • Jenny from the Block could do so much better
  • Dueling remains to be authorized — as long as it’s a Sunday and the governor is current. 
  • 684,379 residents — equal to the variety of crime, mob and heist films set within the metropolis. 
  • Deflategate. Spygate. 
  • There’s a complete collection of beer commercials about how obnoxious Bostonians are. 
  • Worst Batman 
  • Of 2,302 conferences between the 2 groups: Yankees 1,232 – Boston 1,033. 
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There’s a complete collection of beer commercials about how obnoxious Bostonians are.
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  • Rap from New York: Jay-Z, Nas, Wu-Tang. Boston: Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. 
  • Boston intercourse image: They put on the brand new flannel. 
  • Did you see that Brady hug with Belichick? Hahahahahaha! 
  • Faneuil Hall, the world’s first and most overrated meals court docket. 
  • The metropolis that at all times sleeps. Most eating places in Boston shut at 10 p.m. 
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon attend te 2018 World Series Boston Red Sox v Los Angeles Dodgers game five at Dodger Stadium on October 28, 2018
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon attend the 2018 World Series Boston Red Sox vs. Los Angeles Dodgers recreation on October 28, 2018.
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  • There aren’t any superheroes from Boston. 
  • They’re jerks: Massachusetts is forty seventh most pleasant state, in response to a survey by Big 7 Travel. 
  • Chumps — New York ranks fiftieth. If you’re going to be impolite, go large. 
  • They would all transfer right here if they might.